Thursday, June 01, 2006

Funny, Funny Myspaces

Here's two myspace profiles with examples of their text that you should look at before the censors delete them:

John Bolton, U.S. Ambassador to the U.N.

"Why hello Mr. America, we need more money!" in which I say "HOW ABOUT INSTEAD I GIVE YOU A PITCHFORK THROUGH YOUR DIRTY AFRICAN THROAT." Yep, that's me, and you kids better start thanking me because I'm the only reason you shitfaces aren't speaking ching-chong right now.


Saddam Hussein, Former Dictator of Iraq

About Me: Killing Kurds, hanging out in torture and rape rooms, hiding WMDs, playing hide-and-go-seek with the US military, sodomy, removing veils from women (then laughing about it while condemning them to death


Blogger Insurgent said...

Don't forget my funny MySpace:

"This book is a detective story that gets to the innermost core of the 9/11 attacks. It places 9/11 at the center of a desperate new America, created by specific, named individuals in preparation for Peak Oil: an economic crisis like nothing the world has ever seen. The attacks of September 11th, 2001 were accomplished through an amazing orchestration of logistics and personnel..."

Yeah, I guess it's not as funny as Bolton's. That one's a hoot!

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